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Big man @PatStaresAt is making me a big steak dinner with potatoes and salad and tho I normally think bragging is lame, I had to honk the toot of pride for my Paddycake (big thank to @theartoflaina for this lovely image from a few years back that encapsulates my current feelings)
Describe yourself in pictures you have. You may not download or search for new pictures. https://t.co/1VrHRfCklc
This is a friendly reminder to update that incredible but unfinished fanfic.
Me: Hey! Dare me to do it? Dare me! Dare me!
@AngriestPat: No, I don’t dare you to do shit.
Me: Come on! Dare me!
Pat: What, do you only get powers through dares? What are you, the shittiest white girl Candyman ever?!
Me: ???
The Candyman: