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In today's experiment, @Chaz_Serir helps Christine test the surface tension of a non-Newtonian fluid! How far can he get? (thanks @itsnero!)
when your parents ask what happened to all the garlic bread (thanks @McDisco!!)
"Snowboarding's like vert-skating, kid - just get as much air as you can, and don't fuck up." -Apogee, by @DemoWeasel
Check out this incredible art by @lilgreymouse of my mixed-species character, Calvin O'Connell! Most triumphant!! :D
Hey @Kwandryb, this is what it's like when you tweet in all-caps (thanks @Tirrelous)