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I started as a verified artist on @GIPHY last week & was instantly trending with 17 million uses. #MondayMotivation Available for work this week
Recruiter replied to the work examples they requested with a shocked exclamation mark. "Sorry this isn’t what our client is interested in!"
Sometimes my genius is a curse.
How about this for a mascot for Birmingham? Ringo the Bull looks resplendent in his jerkin of silver discs. He's a contemporary cow who appreciates the city's rich history. #mascot #Birmingham
I'm more pleased than I should be with this. Someone send me a polite letter of introduction to @YOSushi design team - They need this!
VR fans - Play the game that everyone is talking about: Kitty Gelato Brain Freeze Donut of Hurt for FREE: https://t.co/u1QvGMQRwB
Looking forward to @reasonsto today, although I'm slightly worried that I may have gone too far in my talk - This will be explained tomorrow
I'm playing the disconnect dinosaur game far too often - Come out router. Stay connected!
Could I somehow mash up #FolkloreThursday with #mermay ? I'm giving it a go. #MerMaychallenge