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@sacha_coward This baffles me but I address it in one of my stories, don't worry.
Researching Ichthyosaurs for a thing and found this on @NatGeo - Good to know the largest thing that ever lived visited the UK, or the patch of sea where the UK now is. https://t.co/Y9lm8sryi1
While we're waiting for that book deal you can always get a digital copy of Kitten Parasites. Let me know if you want a hard copy #WorldBookDay2018 https://t.co/YhEr9HOflU
Regarding my last post - I found a screen shot. I don't think the UK game industry is ready for me. If I could have just got Penguin Ski Lodge green lit my career could have been so different. I have to let that go! #NationalToastDay
I started as a verified artist on @GIPHY last week & was instantly trending with 17 million uses. #MondayMotivation Available for work this week
Recruiter replied to the work examples they requested with a shocked exclamation mark. "Sorry this isn’t what our client is interested in!"
Sometimes my genius is a curse.
How about this for a mascot for Birmingham? Ringo the Bull looks resplendent in his jerkin of silver discs. He's a contemporary cow who appreciates the city's rich history. #mascot #Birmingham
I'm more pleased than I should be with this. Someone send me a polite letter of introduction to @YOSushi design team - They need this!