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@Dotintheparadox Ms. Dis would like to personally congratulate you on reaching the second most sinfully succulent milestone!
Don't let her expression fool you. She's quite ecstatic, I assure you.
@warning_winter Since @SoftandB already beat me to Garnet, I guess I'll nominate the 2nd biggest tiddyqueen from Dragonaut - Makina.