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@BattleaxeFitz I could've sworn I had bigger on hand. Hopefully these will suffice for now.
Radmila Ashclaw - Female Dragonborn Sorcerer (Draconic Bloodline). Scion of a disgraced noble house, exiled after a failed coup. Determined to reclaim her family's status by any means. Haughty, arrogant, but driven. Smol yet MIGHTY. Massive tsundere. Rich bimch.
Grylka Shinsplint - Female Half-Orc (half-goblin?) Monk (Astral Self). Puny for a half-orc and VERY sensitive about it. Violent temper. Will push herself to the breaking point & beyond in pursuit of victory. May be a closet masochist. Works as a bouncer/bodyguard. Bites.
Baia Laughing-Gale - Female Triton Barbarian (Storm Herald). Huge slab of oceanic ladybeef. Claims her great-great-grandmother was a dire shark. Loves drinking, fighting and girls. Loud, boistrous, big-hearted idiot. Gives crushing hugs.
Mizri Blacktongue (alias Jenni Argot) - Female Goblin Bard (Circle of Whispers). Plays a zither. Does. Not.
Sing. Cynical chainsmoking auntie vibes. Acts calm and reserved, until she gets mad. Then the cussing starts. Everyone within earshot take 2d4 psychic damage.
Temerity Chanter - Female Tiefling Warlock (Pact of the Tome). Kicked out of wizarding school for bad behavior; determined to prove she never needed them anyway. Current patron a mystery. Acts confident, but is really a bundle of nerves. Dorkus Maximus. Bisexual disaster.
Kalyn - NB/genderfluid Tiefling Sorcerer (Shadow). Charming idiot. Makes liberal use of Alter Self according to their mood. Frequently drunk/high/hungover/having a near-death experience. Gets along with pretty much everyone. Needs a nap.