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Dear @JeremyClarkson,
You think the Top Speed of A Pigeon is 91mph?
My mate Very Fast Jeff once went 92mph. Yep.
He's dead now.
Love from Jon.
Never invite a Cow to Play on your Trampoline. Cows are Completely Shit at Trampolines.
I have Assembled my Army. Yep. We are Going to Shit on the Conservative Party Conference.
Well This will be the last time I let Gok Wan pick any of my Fucking outfits.