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Also, wondering if Mei takes any inspiration from Iris in Zeiram.
You can get #Ducktales Magica and Poe on my Tee Public store right now for 30% off!
I appreciate any sales because, of course, I'm my own best customer!
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TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT!
Starting at 8pm EST US we're giving ALL the ducks!
It's my birthday #Ducktales livestream and we're examining the best duck merch, both official and...official-ish!
Please join us and celebrate my birthday with @RetroBot7 and I!
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The "No Horseplay" sign next to the pool only applies to actual horses. If you're not a horse, it's not legally binding.
They don't tell you this, but if you sneak into the kitchen and find where they keep the champagne you can skip the middleman with the tray and just take an entire bottle!
"I don't want to brag but while you were doing all that I saved a kitten from a tree and installed virus software on an old lady's computer!"
All my totally canon, 100% real cameo appearances in #Ducktales: A Thread
Funzo's Law states that since it's my birthday I get all the snake balloons I want.