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"Esk, did... did you write this? About... me?"
(#CavesOfQud commission drawn by @phineas_klier)
In it, you are a wandering legend of a fantasy land who traverses the land on foot and can open any lock, as well as some things that aren't exactly locks.
There's an optional sex scene, but it's very easy to avoid. There's also a cat-sized shoulder bee named Craig.