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I always wondered who would win if we fought.
The Phoenix Person raid comes to Mortyland tomorrow!
4 more days until your Mortys fight to the brink of death to defend your fame.
Who will be the champion? #fightpit
Despite braving the tundra, this Morty still has all 10 of their fingers and toes... probably!
Yell at your friends about how #TeamCatMorty you are all you want. In the end, you're still playing Pocket Mortys alone on your couch.