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My stomach is very inviting, I promise you!
..Oh? Those outlines? No, no! They aren't bones! They are your friends! They are waiting for you inside, so c'mon in~
A group of "unfortunate" prey stumbled onto me before I took a nap. Knowing that I'd be hungry upon waking up there was no way I could possibly pass up the opportunity for a full meal!
Instead of counting sheep, I counted the seconds before their demise. Put me to sleep quickly~