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Mr. Harrison, sir - er, best friend. I know this is the last thing you want to hear, but blaseball needs you. @HadesBlaseball #blaseball
Fire eating Paula Mason has seen enough of this rogue umpire nonsense. #blaseball @HadesBlaseball
Honey Roasted Peanutiel Duffy. Behold! A totally normal and otherwise unremarkable human being! #blaseball @HadesBlaseball @peanutiel
I forgot how fun it was to watch one god devour another. Hasn't happened in Hades in quite some time. #blaseball