POSSUM THAT KEEPS FARTINGさんのイラストまとめ

@iamapoliceman here to steal more cheese

HE SCREM AT OWN ASS

Now in colour~ 💖

Y'know this is why I should have someone's FACE in my ASS when I sleep, my farts are so damn loud they wake even me up!

How about you volunteer and stuff your face back there for me 💨

By @BudsButts

NEW OC JUST DROPPED

Here's Glint, a Firefly with a talent for bioluminescence. By day he's a SLEEPY BOI, but at night he's an urban explorer

His glow just has a certain.. 'Side effect'. Best to hold your nose~

Amazing pic by @DrawfulS , thank you for bringing this boy to life

@thelittlestbud Oh?? I know a certain Opossum boss he should be REALLY careful of..

You're browsing the local holo-net on the space-station and a job pop-up catches your eye

TITLE: Senior 'Air Filter Engineer'
Pay: $30p/h ($720 per day)
Requirements: Experience working in 'confined spaces' and 'under pressure'
Only one file is attached.

Please apply below:

The pro gamer move of increasing your mic sensitivity to make sure all of your farts get picked up

"Ollie please I can't hear enemy footsteps"

"Skill issue"

stop hiding the dick from us coward — UHDSKJFHSDJKFJDSFHJ
Ok fine. I subscribe to the aesthetic that botttom-heavy boys have FAT balls but smol dicks
this is as much as you're gonna GET: https://t.co/ezvXKwoB1i