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The new edition of Private Eye is in newsagents and supermarkets now!
The Office for Students gets a new chair with no educational experience whatsoever - but he did run Boris Johnson's leadership campaign! Keep up with the cronyism with the latest Private Eye, out today.
The new edition of Private Eye is on sale now. Tell (fewer than five of) your friends!
It's not too late - you can still buy gift subscriptions to Private Eye as a last-minute Father's Day gift! https://t.co/qfE7SkfwMN
The new edition of Private Eye is in shops now, if you're going near any. If not, you can always subscribe - we've even introduced a special short-term sub for the current circumstances: https://t.co/weZck3oOqg
What your true love really wants for Christmas: the festive edition of Private Eye is out now!
Getaway with 3 free issues when you take out a year's subscription to Private Eye: full details here https://t.co/nHifXIPCO4