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People ask me sometimes, why do they call my pets "horrible"? To that I say: to me, they are magnificent! Have you ever seen a killing machine as perfect as them?
How many times do I have to tell you, Intern? Do not feed the furax by yourself! 👾🚀✨ Learn more about my marvelous creatures: https://t.co/udVUdzC3Rd #indiegame
Osculums are so lazy and childlish, intern. Please restrain for feeding them on Mondays. #MondayMotivaton
Oh, Intern! I'm not sure why your lack of charisma and overall personality is so inspiring for artists, and yet here we are. I must admit this portrait of yours by Roger Perez is truly remarcable.
Greetings, earthlings! I've decided to show my true face on this called "social media" to share with you my invaluable knowledge of all the alien species I've collected over the years. I expect you to cherish this information as it deserves.
While you wait for the release of Professor Lupo and his Horrible Pets, check out this week's #SteamSale on @Nihilumbra and @MegamagicGame! https://t.co/HcC7xt2b92
DarkRavenDemon (@kuchikihyuga501) has drawn Fire (with a twisted alien face) from our upcoming #indiegame. Thanks for your amazing #fanart!