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“Hey, you came for a movie night, but I know you’re staying for this soft gut right here. Now it’s just you, me, and an obscenely heavy pile of panther belly. Doesn’t matter where you end up…
squishing it…
hugging it…
under it…
in it…
we’re gonna have a fun night~”
This couch ain’t big enough for the two of us, pardner…
Or the one of us, I’m probably gonna need a larger one soon if I get any bigger…
🎨: @/DadTigerDad
“So, what do you think? All of those extra meals you brought me really did wonders for my figure, eh? Careful, I can’t quite see you back there. Wouldn’t want my favorite feeder getting flattened… right?”
Yeah, Royal likes to protect his ASSets ;3
🎨: @/MirinaMeow
Ballin’… But at what cost?
(Answer: My gut is the ball. The cost is the approximate value of everything in your fridge.)
🎨: @/fondoffrogs
They call me Young Baller cuz I’m so round
Where you’ve got more problems, I’ve got more pounds
I’ll max out your scale like it’s a chase credit card
Cuz my frame is huge, rotund, and covered in lard
🎨: @/Matsi_Wuff
Nothing says autumn like warm sweaters, cool nights, and hot cocoa! Fortunately, Royal’s got all three!
🎨: @/MirinaMeow