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Hatsune Miku just dropkicked a homophobe to Mars
Shizuku has a black belt in Karate!
Saki has never done anything wrong in their entire life, ever.
Mizuki was the Impostor.
Honami attended prom alone :(
Kohane forgor 💀
Mafuyu doesn't brush their teeth
Akito has been found murdered and Shizuku, MEIKO, and Ena are suspects. Who do you think did it?
Ena has gone Missing!
You're in court for reckless driving and An is your lawyer. Are you winning?