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Ok so hear me out, this is the curse of ??? I was trying to make the curse of pickled skin but I added a couple too many frog eyes and I got this. I have absolutely no idea what it does but you look really dumb when you're cursed with it
Today's curse is the curse of inception! This curse creates a small clone of you inside you whenever you open your mouth, but the same thing also happens to each clone making a never-ending chain! I guess it's just one more mouth to feed
Hey, here's today's curse! The curse of clown face! Besides making your face always feel all painty you also will probably scare most toddlers and babies (not that that part is much different than normal). Well im sure someone has a thing for clowns, dont look so down about it!
Today's curse is the curse of big mouth! Besides being a reference the only scary thing about this curse is that I guess it's easier for bugs to crawl into your mouth. Very halloweeny
Hey hey hey guess what curse it is today! This is the curse of double fingernails! This curse puts one extra fingernail on each finger, this means double the clipping! Or biting if you do that I guess
Today's curse is the curse of spider brain! This makes an egg sack grow slowly out of your head until it takes over you! On the bright side you get to hang out with spiders all day :)
Today's curse is curse of "the blind." this curse changes every object you see into a big red question mark! You'll never know what king of chips your grabbing from those big value packs! Definitely the scariest curse by far!
The next curse on the list is the curse of hot hands! this curse makes your hands stay at a burning temperature, although they'll eventually go numb this means no more snowball fight or like... handshakes idk
Today's curse is the curse of emptiness! This curse makes your entire body hollow essentially turning you into a husk of you formal self! You're sure to be the life of any party with this one :D
Today I actually have a very special DOUBLE FEATURE! The first curse is the curse of amnesia. This curse makes you stupid and totally forget to draw a curse for the previous day so now you have to do two! HAHAHAHA aren't YOU silly and not ME!