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Eggs, beef, and milk make for a good, well-balanced breakfast. I think
LAST NEW CHARACTER(S?) THIS MONTH I SWEAR
Meet Awase! Once a normal human on her deathbed, she was given a second chance at life by an eldritch being named Kai, whom she now wears as a onesie. Kai makes deals with mortals, and Awase advertises her "out-of-this-world" services
Thankfully Ame isn't the only one with a terrifying weapon! Shiori hides her giant sword within her tails, and one swing of it can reap your spirit from your body for her to use. She can give you your spirit back...if she feels like it
Meet Shiori's rival, Ame! He's a tanuki with an affinity for fish eggs. If he slices you with his blade, you'll find yourself in a realm of oblivion, and until you're released, the world forgets you existed
(Ame is essentially me when I kill my darlings)