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GAMZEE: *kills majority of the cast*
KARKAT: GAMZEE... PLEASE STOP....
KARKAT: .. WHY....
GAMZEE: hehehe.
GAMZEE: HEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GAMZEE: don't you see, bestfriend.
KARKAT: .. WHAT-
GAMZEE: I CAN'T SLEEP WITHOUT HOLDING ONTO A MOTHERFUCKER KARBRO!!!!
It's hard being a single mom when you're a teenage alien boy raising a lizard child that is actually two children in one that are also your gods
It's always the purple guys that look cute and I get all "aww i like em" and find out they committed a mass genocide.
always fucking happens.. WHY