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Car Manufacturers Pledge to Go 100% Electric by Time It’s Too Late https://t.co/9LdMlB4PQt
We Put 1,000 Monkeys in a Room With 1,000 Typewriters to Prove Some Jackass Point and They Didn’t Write Anything and Some People Got Hurt and We Are in a Lot of Trouble https://t.co/QpWnZD9iO9
America Wishes There Had Been Some Sort of Warning of Rising Temperatures https://t.co/y0p4bOx6Rf
We Put 1,000 Monkeys in a Room With 1,000 Typewriters to Prove Some Jackass Point and They Didn’t Write Anything and Some People Got Hurt and We Are in a Lot of Trouble https://t.co/RKJK0GcNT4
We Put 1,000 Monkeys in a Room With 1,000 Typewriters to Prove Some Jackass Point and They Didn’t Write Anything and Some People Got Hurt and We Are in a Lot of Trouble https://t.co/g2fqGvijTp
God Confirms Adam’s Rib Was Removed so He Could Suck His Own Dick https://t.co/rmQRBJEcV1
CatDog Creators Reveal That Cat Is the One Who Shits From His Mouth https://t.co/EKufDuP0Vb
Baby Sinclair: All Grown up and Feeling Nasty https://t.co/4lEPqrZzqq
“A Christmas Carol” Gives Kids Unrealistic Expectations That Rich Assholes Will Change Their Ways https://t.co/RMw8wWMIfR