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If I had a cent for each shifty businessman using an ancient egyptian amulet to transform into a huge, musclebound creature that can change his size and has godly powers... I'd have two cents.
Which isn't much, but it's amazing it has happened twice.
BEWARE of this demonic weasel. Responds to either "Rick" or "Tarakudo". Do not engage.
He might try to attack you with telekinesis and steal your boots.
If you're not wearing boots, he'll perma-lock a pair of shadow ninja boots on your feet.
Art/JoeSanchez/
ft. @Wolfenpilot687