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Our ground surveillance reveals several unidentified lifeforms have departed the vessel 👽
⚠️ WARNING: Please avoid the downtown area ⚠️
Reports indicate they are heading to the old zoo in Dipshit-controlled territory‼️
We have unscrambled footage of the objects hovering above the city. 🛰
Our research concludes these may be intergalactic vessels but our findings reveal little else. We will continue to monitor the situation. 👀