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Whoever designs these Fat Guy stores you'd think would know to make the aisles wider...
Gee... I didn't know that the numbers on the scale even went up that high!
Here is @fatdanwich taking advantage of all the free birthday meals around town because today... is his birthday!
"🎼Trick or treat!
Smell my feet!
Give me something good to eat!"
Happy Halloween, everybody! 🎃