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Did I just hear someone say they saw a beached whale?
I wonder where?
Can I crash on your couch? I ate all the snacks at your Super Bowl party and now I'm too fat to fit into my car...
Happy Birthday to @fatdanwich !
May it be as big and heavy as you are! ^^
Commission for @ScruffyToonz and his dinosaur character playing GameBoy! Thanks! ^^
Gotta roll into the kitchen for that last platter of holiday cookies!