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Headline: Amid Stubhub Layoffs & Liquidity Crisis, Ticket Brokers Push for a Bailout.
Wait. You charge us double, sometimes triple face value...and you want a bailout?? How 'bout we give you a bailout but then we charge you a service fee? 'Sound good?
https://t.co/wf4nfP7Jjm
Headline: Mysterious object 500 million light years away baffles scientists after transmitting signals that hit Earth every 16 days
Transmitting every 16 days? 'Sounds like the DirecTV satellite...
https://t.co/jGPZpsvlIT