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#Trump: "Why are you complaining? Some people call me the most stable babysitter ever. That'll be two-trillion dollars, please." #TrumpLiesAmericansDie #coronavirus
"What? Trump's not springing for ventilators? Man, this job is too easy sometimes." #coronavirus
"And this is just the #coronavirus wing. You should see the Toilet Paper Riots wing."
"I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop this bigly pandemic. Now watch this putt." #coronavirus
Trump: "Keep your eye on the stock market. Nothing is more important to my reelection. Believe me."
#stockmarketcrash
Autocrats are very popular, you know. No one would ever say they weren't.... and live. #trumpresignnow