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Licorice Cookie would like to be a bike.
Deerclops went shopping at IKEA.
Major Monogram went missing.
There is a zombie on Meta Knight's lawn.
Oswald the Lucky Rabbit murdered someone.
Oswald the Lucky Rabbit has pushed Elon Musk off of a cliff!
Robotboy Superactivated has been released from Federal Prison.
Vector has gotten GTA 6 early!
Capitao is going to steal the Valve valve.
Who would win at a hotdog eating contest? SCP-173 or Yozora Mel?