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Rance just bought 200 tons of Sprite Cranberry
Kenji Setou is going to fight Santa Claus
Keiichi Maebara got run over by a reindeer!
Mayuri Shiina just deleted Robotics;Notes Elite from existence!
OH GOD Ibuki Mioda HAS A GUN
Mion Sonozaki has been arrested
Yuuji Kazami is Agent 47's next target...
Yuri is now in Fortnite!
Muramasa would make a good Christmas gift!
Rika Furude just nuked Albania