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Kaito Momota DIED LMAOOOO PACKWATCH
Oh no! Dorothy Haze just kidnapped Rance!
Would you kill Faris NyanNyan for $999,999,999 dollars?
Rosa Ushiromiya just nuked Switzerland
Illya is drunk driving
Angie Yonaga is playing osu!
Angie Yonaga, Kazuichi Soda, Kozue Orihara, and Shinko Kuroyanagi are going to beat you to death
Makoto Naegi and Hajime Hinata ate at a fancy restaurant together
Miu Iruma has been sent to Wyoming
The 25th Ward has just been declared illegal!