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Tina added herself as my friend on Bitmoji.
Now our Bitmoji’s can be together and it makes me so happy :)
So @TinaDayton left for the airport an hour ago and I think we can all agree that this joke isn't funny anymore. She should come back home now because I miss her so fucking much and a week without her can be classified as cruel and unusual punishment.
Happy Easter everyone!
Pro Tip: If you're doing an Easter Egg hunt watch out for this cheating bitch.
Thanks to Reddit user flameabel from r/GameGrumps for the my new Twitter profile picture!
mfw I sit through 140 minutes of a movie called "The Martian" and the main character doesn't show up. #OriginalJoke