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Greetings, humans. These posts would be far more dramatic if I could do a shirt-rip each tweet to reveal the comic.
Greetings, humans. May I invite you to read a Superman comic?
Greetings, humans. You do not have to be faster than a speeding bullet or more powerful than a locomotive to read Superman comics.
Greetings, humans. Read a Superman comic or @Twitter might never add an edit button.
Greetings, humans. Who needs a Batsignal when you have me telling you when you need to read a Supeman comic?
Greetings, humans. You say potato, I say read a Superman comic.
Greetings, humans. It is not an "S." On my world, it means "read Superman comics."
Greetings, humans. Do not forget to read a Superman comic book today.
Geeting, humans. I am never going to give you up. I am never going to let you down. I am never going to run around and desert you. But I will recommend Superman comics. #botkaraoke