🌹 Big Brain Chungus 👀さんのイラストまとめ

@laflacasucia I will come clean. The original quote is "I spoke with the president of the Virgin Islands"

So he didn't say "U.S."

Somehow there are still a ton of the GOP that are "on the fence".

"I don't agree with the American soldier bounty policy, but I'm really itching for those millionaire tax cuts on the off chance I win the lotto!"

How software engineers bill:

We fix it - $20/h

We fix it while you watch - $30/h

We fix it while you watch and provide advice - $50/h

We fix it while you watch, provide advice and we listen to it - $100/h

My people, we finally flattened the curve🎉!🎉!!🎉

One bad apple spoils the bunch!

Maybe if he had more jobs he wouldn't have to job so hard at his job.

Wish I got a kiss every time I went to the hospital

He, who opens a school door, closes a prison.

Victor Hugo

"I was only an aspiring dictator. I was never a real dictator." - Augusto Pinochet

@sociaLIZism Yes