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There's this promoted tweet for Progressive insurance that's clearly cashing in on Animal Crossing, and it won't stop showing up in my timeline, but honestly, it's kind of hypnotic to me. I'm not sure if that's a good thing or not.
@ildrewvenire Please tell me I didn’t get signed up for this as well.
Sonic fan in the 2010s: Hey, guys, I worked really hard to fix Sonic Forces by putting spikes everywhere, so--
Pokémon fans: [Steals the mic] We made a Gen V Pokémon game in RPG Maker XP with two regions to explore and a totally new storyline! Kneel before our power!
I think I've finally decided on my rankings for the three SpongeBob films (not including the musical, which I haven't seen)
1) Sponge Out Of Water
2) Sponge on the Run
3) The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (the original gangster)
I like all three of them tho.
@ther2view Drake Mallard: [Hides face in shame at your opinions]
Drake Mallard: [Points in approval of your nephew's rankings]
@MrSuperGuyMan69 Not sure if "buffoon" is a typo or a reference to a movie I haven't seen in years.
Someone: Let me tell you about the 371,000 textures in Sonic Adventure 1 that were made hideous in the DX port, and how it killed my family and--
Me who is exhausted from this debate about graphics that haven't been impressive in 15 years: