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He has announced that he has brought my Christmas present early and he needs to tell me now so I c an hook time off. Oh no, I thought. I hope it’s not another trip to Great Yarmouth.
Not sure who to vote for? It's easy! If you're a cunt you vote Tory, everyone else votes for whoever will unseat the Tories in their area. #Election2019 #GTTO
@Femi_Sorry @Mike_Fabricant @gears @glynmoody @OFOCBrexit @tessamunt A decent wig then.
"Not sure what angle to go with on this story...." "satanists?" #13nightsoffrights