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He has announced that he has brought my Christmas present early and he needs to tell me now so I c an hook time off. Oh no, I thought. I hope it’s not another trip to Great Yarmouth.
@Lisamboo I made a picture of him fucking off into space in a litter tray. With any luck he'll find that black hole
@TheWarMaiden @thebreagle It's too late. I'm going to make a new start.