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@gunsing_ *he smiled. For once, a genuine smile. Not one his therapist had told him to ‘try doing it more often’.*

Y’know, i thought this whole ‘Love’ thing was bullshit at first. Now that i have it, i dont know what to do with it..just never had somethin’ real before, y’know?

@Hellish_Lust *chuckles*

Ring ring~ *takes his toy horse out of his pocket and uses it as his cell phone*

Uh huh.. great news! *pockets the horse in his jacket*

The aquarium called. They reported a missing fish. Yeaaah, i’ll come back alright;

BETWEEN EELS AND JELLYFISH!

@Hellish_Lust Well i am one HAPPY shitty horse obsessed gremlin, thank you very much!!

I’d rather be that than to be a skanky ass WHORE who has the attention span of a fuckin’ fish!

Go back to the damn ocean.. three rings DOWN!

@gunsing_ *shrugs nearly throwing the phone at her*

SHE STARTED IT!!

Maybe ‘cause she found out about us..

Through.. me.. maybe? Sorta..

I kinda spilled~ sorry!

@Hellish_Lust *GAAASP*

::offended::

Those were NOT stupid ideas! EVER! You never even wanted to TRY any!!

At least i HAD ideas, bitch! I didnt drink and lay around all day being boring as fuck~

@GoetiaShax Bump it to 350, and you got yourself a deal~

Remember, we DO have clients and there’s only a handful of my assassins, now.

Ya want our services THAT much, we’ll figure a yearly plan out for ya.

Lets see.. 350 a DAY times 360. *counts the math in his head* 126,000.00 yearly.

@hooter_daddy Heey!!! Do ya NOT know the meaning of the word ‘relax’?

*dips his own tail in the water and flicks a small bit at him, too*

*well, he wasn’t exactly gonna let Stolas have ALL the fun now, was he..*

@Amothersloving *he’s such a mommas boy*

*hugs and kisses her*

MWAA! Whos the best momma in the whole of Hell?

You are!

@GoetiaShax You?..

YOU’Re gonna adopt a kid?

Well what i can say is; its rewarding. Just fuckin’ wait~

Aww JAXXY, gonna be a daddy~ precious.

If you are reading this, congraaats! You ~didnt~ get seen by I.M.P. nor were you on our hit list~

If you ARENT reading this, you know exactly who the fuck you are.. apologies, the client made me do it. Literally.

No hard feelings, right? NAO to enjoy my coffee ..