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@Hellish_Greed *starstruck*
THE Mammon~~
*looks to his left and right before facing him and points at himself*
W-were you actually speaking to me? Ad in.. like.. talking TO me specifically, orrr…
@StageWorkerImp That.. looks like a complicated.. mnn..
Ahhh, i mean, How do you work it? I dont have any fancy appliances like that.. not much of a cook-er-ish imp, Theres that.
🎶Shotgun shells, shotgun shells, that bitch left her car! What the fuck did she think, ‘cause i can shoot this far, O’
Come on everyone, sing it with me!
Shot gun shells, shot gun shells, smell that human blood! Dipped right in, gave a spin and did it just because🎶
*rubs cheek*
…. HAI ALL YOU FANCY BITCHES!!
Update; i chickened out going to Hells Dental.. so um.. THAT being saaaid~ my tooth bisch is literally coming in painfully. Imp wisdom teeth are a nightmare..
I got this; i’m a baaad bitch, hardcore!
@Exodus_Blood Ah-HEY, easy on my suit, nao!!
*brushes himself off, fixing his attire while breathing in the fresh smell of Hell*
.. holy fuckin A! That was way too much..
So.. what’s your deal, i mean.. are you a new neighbor in the complex or.. somethin’?
@StolasHootHoot *stifles a giggle*
PFF~~!!
Okay, okay… wait, the sweater you JUST got for Hellmas!?
Oh wait till Krampus finds out you’re a prince of Hell on the nice list!~~
When the belly is doin’ a glub glub and ya just dont feel well~
No, its nothin’ i ate. Its been like this for almost three damn weeks.. is the tummy bug going around again? Its.. hanging in there pretty good~
@StolasHootHoot *he, also, didnt remove eye contact except to glance at the many candles he had been piling in that random, crickety, old shopping cart*
So, not ALL of these are for you…
God Damn it, my office is gonna smell like Sweat N’ Balls.. isnt it..~
Workin’ on a Sunday?
No problem..
*gabs [READERS] wrist* Lets go LICK some ASS!
Dont fuck this shit up, Mox..
This is an important day, and i’m NOT gonna go looking like an ass~
*is nervous about the wedding*
Oh shit, oh FUCK!! Its SO REAL NOW!