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@GothHelhound666 *slowly gets off his lap staring wide eyed*
…
You didnt see anything.
I didnt do anything.
It NEVER happened~
*casually sits on [READERS] lap*
Hey~
How ya doin’?
Got any big plans today?
*swings his short legs, looking as absolutely adorable as an imp could possibly get*
Some hellions ask, “do you feel shame for killing humans”?
The Answer is :no.
No I do not. Humans are the cattle to my company. The demand for it never fuckkin ends, so why feel ANY shame in it?
@bitchy_houndz That job was a bust anyways.
Sorry I had to put ya in that daycare and shit. I didn’t wanna, but I kinda had to~ at least while I figured out something better.
And I did! So…
@DemonHebi Hebi.. I’m curious..how did you end up in Hell?
Don’t take this rude in any way, but.. you really went to the wrong place~
@DemonHebi Well, let’s see..
Mun named him Pumbaa .
I don’t think he looks like a Pumbaa… so, no?
If it were up to me, I’d name him Val. ‘Cause he was a Valentines gift~
@bitchy_houndz I.. I don’t know. First it’s Tex’s Hellhound Parties, now this?
Cut your dad a break here.. don’t you think you’re.. I don’t know. Growing up too fast? I mean..
@bitchy_houndz You were gonna say ‘guy’..
You seem to forget I was a teen once, too. I’m not entirely stupid…
Christ on a stick.. who is it..?
@SweetAndMurder Aaahh, so..
then the pegging begins…I MEAN!!
Y-yeah, I totally sleep naked too~
And Mox did NOT confess you peg him occasionally. ‘Cause.. how weird is that, right?