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10. You always finish first 🥰
Ten reasons why toys are better than your partner. Ditch the complaining flesh bag for one of these, You'll be happier!
@bitchy_houndz Wait, What? ..who said?.. 😳
What BITCH is talkin' shit about ME!?
*walks into viewers home* HONEY I'm HOOOME!
*smiles, being nosy and poking through al the stuff*
@juliet_rellis *a design? Well who was he to stop her?..* alright, sis just make it snappy..i have a lot of work to do, so if you don't m--...
*he had to do a double take at the design in his mug once it was presented*
HORSE! *points!* theres a .. how'd you--..!!
@DralicoAssassin @bart_gills @joshuapetergues @MatthewDraws @Caelum_Wuff 🎉🥳 WOO!! Kick ASS baby, YEAH!!
// welp.. rest in absolute burning hell, my piece of shit blood related only Grandfather. May Lucifer have NO pity on your soul.
And while you're at it erase "loving grandfather of" and fix my legal last name too.. i'm NOT part that family anymore. Fuck You.
@DralicoAssassin @Zheng_The_Panda I HEARD FRIED PICKLES, i need fried pickles, I'm in!!!!