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I see there's a new hashtag trending... #AprilAbominations. This one is easy!
1/3 Here's a RONALD RUMP preview to all the excellent new followers. I have all the best followers, believe me. There's no doubt we'll get to 10,000 FOLLOWERS BY THE END OF THE DAY, (maybe even 100,000) because there are so many people with good (GREAT) taste on Twitter!
I only need 9,615 more followers to get to 10,000! What a milestone! I just have a feeling we'll get there today, possibly by noon, and maybe even double it. Or octo-quadruple it. Many people say Ronald Rump #1 is the greatest comic book ever, after all.
Really feeling the need right now...
Read the shocking origin story of Richie Rich's nemesis, Dr. N-R-Gee! Many people say Dr. N-R-Gee is the best villain of all time. https://t.co/qz0JAbroYS
A Public Service Reminder from Ronald Rump:
@SherlockedNerd Worse than that! He has to overcome the horror of bathrooms with no gold toilets.
3/7 Ronald Rump #1 The Hugest Birthday Party in History
2/7 Ronald Rump #1 Charity Begins at Home