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"Hey buddy. Haven't seen you in a while. I'm not sure if you were maybe one of the FBI or NSA agents assigned to me, but... even if you were just emulating some kind of simulacrum of friendship; I still appreciate you.
If you ever want to get a beer & catch up, give me a call."
I just noticed something clever about the way the @goblintownwtf art works.
Take a look at these two goblins. They have the same body, but different colored goblin nips. How? Goblin nipples are transparency layers that let the background through.
Goblins have invisible nips.