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Part of Popi's work as a hireable "escort service" ranges from caretaking household service, being a "rent-a-friend"
And ever-so-vaguely in this case, "transportation." Hmm, they didn't specify what KIND...
Let's see how much of a stride she gets after four Dizzy Drink doses~
@SnapDrake SHH THESE ARE SEEECRET (not really)
A POPIPIPO BEE
POBEE BEEPO
P-
POBBY BIBO
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Listen @The_EnglishGent, this cosmic cutie can read you like a BOOK 👁️
She knows JUST what you want-- some BIG DITZY-FLAVOURED SUGAR... with a twist :3c
(...Hm, another birthday present not really thought through all the way... ~♥)
WHOOPS YOU GOT YOUR DAIRY COW IN MY POPI
turns out just being made outrageously curvy AND 7 feet tall ALONE is a good way to make Popi more sedate and pleasant...
Some bovinification and strawberry flavouring later, the hormones have made her all matronly and nurturing as WELL~
@The_EnglishGent a FIVE.........
.....which spikes to a 6 if he's smallllll or HYOOGE 83c
@goattrain honestly horns would look REALLY CUTE framing Popi's face..............
it's so hard to DECIDE WHICH KINDS tho