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Wear your CH postcode with pride. Hoodies and tees from the Leisure Peninsula.
The Wool Shop: https://t.co/j7jR9h2sFV
COSTA DEL NEWBO: why not get a mug to go with your #LocalsinLockdown t-shirt? They'll both make great Christmas gifts for your favourite beer enthusiast.
ALL PROFITS go to the pubs featured in the campaign. BUY NOW: https://t.co/eVa2zKEUhL
#SavingBritainsPubs Please RT 👍
SMITHDOWNERS: why not get a mug to go with your #LocalsinLockdown t-shirt? They'll both make great Christmas gifts for your favourite beer enthusiast.
ALL PROFITS go to the pubs featured in the campaign. BUY NOW: https://t.co/eVa2zKEUhL
#SavingBritainsPubs Please RT 👍
"This'll be your biggest seller" they said. "Prepare for an avalanche of preorders" they said. I laughed off these claims as preposterous hyperbole. I'm not laughing now, am I? https://t.co/xg3IhWAVjR
I think I spend too much time on Austin Allegro illustrations. This can't be healthy, can it? One of these days I'm going to end up putting one on a t-shirt, or something equally ridiculous ... https://t.co/9Fxyt1SG3Y
I think we all know option 4 is ridiculous. There isn't even a middle panel to this cartoon - Nan just falls to the floor without you even getting involved.
So we've established that option 1 is a terrible idea and Nan will end up in a puddle of piss on the floor...
@Damienscully Sadly, option 1 only leads to disaster. And you're still left wearing that jumper.
@Damienscully No, you're quite happy to call your Nan back when you've finished. So, what's it to be? 1, 2, 3 or 4?