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Forget the sombre image, Batman's costume has a right laugh when he's not around.
Monday morning mood: smiley goth. Got #TheCure on #heavyrotation #Glastonbury
If I were a songwriter I would be writing a song called "Corbyn by Christmas" right now. Big Phil Spector/Wizzard production. Would appeal to the Right as a warning and the Left as aspiration. Christmas number one guaranteed! #CorbynByChristmas
Here's a political prediction I made in 2015 for @prospect_uk. I reckon this would be our best hope for the #ToryLeadership
They need to #StopTrump from pressing that big button ... #TrumpUKVisit
The message I've got from #Eurovision #Eurovision2019 is that Britain is not the only country in the world that's depressed right now.
@Gaddzukes Good shot of me taking some much-needed refreshment there 🍺😊
@tinycharlotte72 Yeah, he wasn't just matchstalk men and matchstalk cats and dogs.
'Tis the season to tweet festive cartoons, so here's my @PrivateEyeNews #Christmas card from last year.
I drew a @PrivateEyeNews #Christmas card. You can get them here: https://t.co/tOC3Om2Liw