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I'm still six foot tall but now my body is four of it and my legs are only a foot long... I sit on a kids chair to be eye level with you and every t-shirt shows off my belly. My pants come from the children's plus size aisle and my shoes from a clown supply website. https://t.co/vitw4NFLC0
@Webster_Duck If your man cave doesn't look like Wile E Coyote's rock lined workshop you've missed a huge opportunity.