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as long as you promise not to look into this statement deeply, i would like to claim that i too came out rapping when i was born
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let my last word as an elderly senior citizen on my deathbed be this: byeeeee
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rt to save a life / passive-aggressively annoy that one family member who only contacts you when they want to recruit you for an exciting new opportunity in which you can get in on the ground floor
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earth: pretty? this webcomic made out of neon green 90s clipart says: yep!!
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@neiltyson left image: yesterday's tweet
right image: today's tweet
the secret to utopia has been achieved!! don't tell anyone who sucks though, THEY'RE not invited
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A reminder in my calendar from a decade ago just popped up for tomorrow. It involves this comic from 2009:
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TIME TO PAY OFF WHAT PAST ME SET UP
THE DEVIL RETURNS!! it has been: too long
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Here's my favourite spoiler-free out-of-context panel from SQUIRREL GIRL #46, which is OUT TODAY! It's the big conclusion to our War of the Realms / Ratatoskr / oh no Doreen and the Asgardian Chaos Squirrel Don't Like Each Other But Have To Work Together storyline!!
don't even TALK to me until I've had my cup of WHATEVER LIQUID YOU'VE DECIDED TO POLICE EVERYONE'S DRINKING OF
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