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@brydisanto @wolfdotgame The farmer on the left went to a top U and graduated summa cum laude.
The farmer one on right barely finished h.s., but is a mean sandwich artist when not high.
Both ended up in the same place, but higher education or not, they both realize the value of good old fashioned $WOOL
@brydisanto @wolfdotgame Farmer 'Merica is a patriot, except when it comes to the American football team
@brydisanto @wolfdotgame Pre-reveal: Tanya liked to sip cold ones after a long shift at Walmart, before cooking meth in her trailer park while planning out a life of petty crime.
Post-reveal: Tanya's life got better. She got some wool - and some plastic surgery - and now goes by Farmer Mary Ann . . .