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Roger looks like a little kid who got on one of the big boy rides at the fair, then chickened out when it was too late.
Did you know if you stay too long on this screen, the manhole cover actually starts pushing Roger back down into the sewer?
Oh well, DOSBox had a fit (like it usually does when you alt-tab in and out of it), so we've accidentally skipped the introduction and jumped straight into the game!
Interesting how they omitted the "my charges will take care of the messy details" line from the CD-ROM version.
They couldn't make Sludge Vohaul transparent in 16 colors, but they could make it look like Roger is deepthroating that Sequel Policeman's gun.
Also, let's spend a ton of effort redrawing Roger's sprite, but leave the background a sickening mess of uneven dithering.
It just looks like the Sequel Policeman has a "Dog the Bounty Hunter" type mustache.