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When you launch yourself at the sun to fight God you should ALWAYS use the buddy system!!
Brooklyn: Wait you didn’t say anything about brainwashing!
Demona: What else did you think “spell that makes u agree with me” was?
Brooklyn: LIKE A REALLY HIGH PERSUASION CHECK? IDK
AND the "dragon slayer" was actually just the gym teacher trying to make sure nobody gets their soul stolen......... just goes to show you stuff I guess
Et tu Reynardine??? I hate it when you're hanging out with your parent's friends and they transcend their physical form to possess your body like a ghost
This is a technical foul but you get bonus points for doing it with such....... panache
THE MINOTAUR DID NOTHING WRONG! THE HISTORY OF GREEK MYTH IS JUST PRO-HUMAN ANTI-MONSTER PROPAGANDA
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(summons Beelzebub for academic credit)
YOU STAY
I GO
NO FOLLOWING
Real talk I worry that "having been traumatized by The Iron Giant (1999) when I was a kid" takes up too much of my personality