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Tenderness is absolutely Not Tolerated in this house!!!
I’m like 80% sure Alan and Ann don’t know Serena and Darien’s names, but at this point it’s too late to ask, so they just refer to them using a constant stream of elaborate nicknames like “meatball ditz” and “turtleneck twink” instead
me at a party claiming the comfiest chair as my own and overexplaining The Goldfinch to my friends
can't believe I let Sailor Pluto's birthday pass me by... 1 like = 1 "you deserved better"
that took way longer than I anticipated but I had to Do It For Her
There's other ways to solve differences like suplexing them over your head with your raw muscular strength and throwing them across the pavement
excuse me??? i will not tolerate this disrespect in this house