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"This party is like a political cartoon. Someone’s smoking a big cigarette that says ‘American Workmanship’ on it."
"It’s being lit with a hundred-dollar-bill." (Andrew)
"An anvil that says ‘Congress’ is dangling above it." (Eric)
-Cat's Eye
"This movie should be rated PG-24. If you’re over the age of 24, you shouldn’t see this movie - it’s embarrassing."
-Dirty Grandpa